I’m just an average Joe from Anytown, U.S.A., although my name isn’t Joe, come to think of it, and the place I was born was kind of more like Squaresville than Anytown, since Anytown sounds like the sort of place that might have a couple of decent record stores, while Squaresville’s the sort of place where the record stores are all trapped inside of malls, which is more like what I remember from when I was growing up, whenever the heck that actually happened (hard to remember the if and when of it all).
In any case, I nowadays live elsewhere, although sometime in The Future I plan to go live in a moonbase on the Moon, or, actually, I’ll just send my doppleganger there, when doppleganger technology gets fully perfected, which is scheduled to happen in 2019. I mean, now that I’m half of a brand new family, I don’t any longer have the same desire I used to have to leave the Earth behind, ’cause now it’s way more interesting. Anyhow, what I do all day is I draw and paint and make stuff and think about other stuff and otherwise take care of various sorts of business. Also, I’m in school to learn even more about art than what I knew already from fifty thousand previous years of schooling, and when I get a chance I read and read and read. Oh, and I guess I spend lots of my free time working on my novel, Trousers of Sod, which is an epic love story set in Lapland, and also on my screenplay, Fungus Among Us!, which is an alien invasion story with a twist (the aliens have six fingers, which is how the main character, Maude Goforth, discovers her family’s all been alienated by the alien transformer ray, ’cause of the extra fingers - it’s cool ’cause nobody’s thought of that angle before, and so before anyone else does, I’m officially calling dibs; hands off, Stephen King!).
That’s actually all I know for now, except that I like the usual stuff everyone else likes, such as the really, really early films of David Lynch and the way rickety old wooden rollercoasters never seem safe yet they usually are, 85% of the time.
